Resolution

Hello everyone,

Hope everyone kicked started the new year with full on enthusiasm and non exhaustive energy. Every one starts the year while remembering the bones of the mistake lying in the grave of the previous year. Remembering ones mistakes is like stabbing oneself with a double edge sword it hurt’s a lot. There is no point crying over spill milk its time for some actions hence we take up New Year resolutions. I took in charge of the sinking ship and decided that I will try to do something I never did till now, some thing so excruciatingly difficult that if I managed to do it I could conquer the world or rather just my inner world. I decided to become thin at last. All reading this must be thinking is it that difficult decision to make?  My answer to this is yes it is. To become thin we need to diet and exercise. These two thinks are the one of my biggest weakness. I am one of the laziest social animals on earth I guess with the new dynamic age very few of my species have survived. Today with the down of information age man has evolved into a more multitasking and super fast individual hence very few people believe in “slow and steady wins the race”. The trend right now is “fast and furious fulfill their needs”. According to Mr. Darwin   “not the strongest of the species that survives… nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change”. Hence following his advice I to need to fit into this age of mobility which allows user to work in nano seconds and function’s multiple applications in sync with one another. Well back to exercising I hate the simplest form of exercise that is walking. I am to lazy to walk since school days my school was a stones throw away but I needed a school bus and later auto rickshaw. Thank god my dad never got a car or else I would not make any effort even to walk till my colonies gate.I find the shortest path for all my jobs as I believe in saving effort’s. rather than  time and energy. Saving efforts lead to lapping up cholesterol and fats in my body and as time goes by I turned into a young baby elephant and a very adorable one too.  We look around and we see anorexic models endorsing size zero figure and everybody doing power yoga and kick boxing all to become 36-24-36 or lesser I guess. The other resolution I made was dieting. I had to leave the yummiest food for the monotonous yuckiest foodstuff's. I am from a family who believes in the motto "live to eat" rather than "eat to live." We talk about only food, food and only food. I am a die hard fan of chicken, chocolate and fatty foodstuff‘s. My passion for food is similar to Rahul Gandhi’s passion for becoming prime minister of India. Food for are family is like oxygen I guess with out oxygen also my family will manage but not without food. My grandmother just can’t see anybody with out food she feels if a person does not eat for a whole hour they will die on the spot. Now a days hardly people like to work any more, machines are created to do all the work man need to just sit and control them. My father does not agree with this for him to remain healthy we need to eat lots and work even harder to digest it. Some one had told me ones you need to take care of your health hence you need to become thin I counter argued with her saying “Don’t thin people die?” and “Don’t they fall sick?” She told me when you are thin you get confidence I told her confidence does not come from becoming thin or fat it comes from knowing your abilities and becoming comfortable in the skin you are in. So now you must be wondering why I decided to change my ways. Was I uncomfortable in my skin or was I unhappy with my identity.  Well no I was not I was very comfortable with my self and I adored the old fat and adorable person I am. I need to change in order to get accepted in this world of  ultra slim TFT and LED  screen. Nobody cares for the inner soul anymore one look at you and a judgment is passed. In this superficial world there is no room for fat and ugly people. All have to become thin, fair and smart. Every other shortcoming is mentioned as flaws and needs to be upgraded immediately or it will be destroyed.  No one likes to die and hence people change. I need to change in order to survive and hence I need to kill my fat personality. Will I survive in my efforts only time will tell but they say hope makes the world turn around keeping this taught in mind I will enter into 2011. Hope every one has a great year ahead and rock on people.